He returns from work
He sees his wife
She was nude
He sees his PA* too
In his birthday suit
They were both sweaty
Initiating heated sessions
Of multiple fluid transfers
He bellowed, the PA run
He caught his wife
By her neck
Boobs juggling
He wasn’t enticed
He struck
He hit her once
He hit her twice
He hit a third
And then she’s down
She makes a call
And then another
After the third
The police are in
They cuffed him
And gave him a slap
They tell him it’s bad
To hit a woman
He retorts: “So what?”
“She is my wife”
“And I have the right”
“To give her discipline”
“That matters not”
The police replied
“You are the first on the list”
“Of wanted criminals”
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*PA – Personal Assistant
Morale of the story: If you want to be an armed robber,
NEVER have a personal assistant! If possible, rob alone!!!
Based on a true rumor
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