I never forgot the day we established a connection
When you registered me in your HLR
I made a hard hand off with the other BTS girl
And dedicated my transmission to you alone
So please download me unto your hard drive
Let us, in amplitude and frequency, modulate our love
Never should there be cell splitting between us
But rather, we should be under one cell site
Exceedingly hot is my love for you that I want us to splice
My whole mind for you is a cache memory
And you are the only cookie in it
The mention of your name codes me in smiles
Darlington push-pull transistors I will employ in our relationship
So our love can amplify exponentially
You should know that when I’m with you, there’s no pipelining
My heart is circuit switched for you alone
For you, I will do everything to increase my S/I ratio
My love is all yours, no interference
But please, after all these, do not let me be a skew ray
Let me reside in the axis of your heart
Make your acceptance angle mine only
And will make my ray incident on you only
Then you will be my service layer, show me your applications
And I will be your control layer, enjoy my features
I would have continued
But optoelectronics test beckons
I hope you consider and simulate my proposal
And you will see that our love shall be like protons and neutrons in a nucleus