Date: Thursday 28th April 2011 AD
Time: 21:53 GMT
Venue: My Room
Place: My Bed
Activity: Watching Tom & Jerry
Then it began
The clouds squeezed without concern
Draining all its fluids unto the earth
Accompanied with strong winds
Thunder and lightning
The weather cooled
I took off my t-shirt
I will sleep ‘keke’
A little while later, I felt them
Wriggling, crawling on my hairy skin
Tickling me
I shot up, switched on my lights
Then I saw the army
They were in full flight
You can imagine my plight
They were dancing in my room, around my lights
Those flies
Those that suddenly appear when it rains
I call them flying ants and termites
Irritated I became
Checked for any cracks and openings
I found none
From where do they come?
They now occupy my bed
Some had shed their wings
Others were having flings
Argh, on my bed!?!
My anger reddened
I called on my Raid Mosquito spray
And prayed it doesn’t betray
‘Fuushh’, ‘Fuushh’, ‘Fuushh’
Three bursts of raid spray went into the army
The battle has began
Some began falling with flair
I wish I had my camera to ‘video’ them
Then 3 more bursts around my bed
The suckers, disrespecting my bed
They convulsed
Ha ha h… hey
My legs tickle
Then my ears
Oh no
I’m under attack
I’m being raided by flying ants and flying termites
Frantically, I waved my t-shirt
Hoping to blunt their attack
My ears were tickling so much
The raid bottle dropped
I stooped to pick it up
My boxer shorts dropped
The enemy saw the opening
They attacked my ‘areas’
Holes and poles, none left out
Damn
I tried to run out of my room
But the raid bottle had turned traitor
It tripped me
I fell in the midst of fallen but angry flying ants
I quickly got up
Grabbed my blanket
Fumbled with my lock
And flew out of my room
My own room
Damn!!! Sh!!t!!
Those insects….
They might have won this battle
The war has just begun
……………………..
I was found the following morning
Wrapped in my blanket
Sleeping in my dad’s car